4:30 she comes on the screen,
disabled and dribbling Im brought to my knees.
The Fox was OK
but the cat has conquered.
How often my mind decides to wonder.
To pass the time while the story goes on,
like a loveless fool
I write this song: Catriona, Catriona, pick up the phone,
Im all alone.
A few million tapes of Catriona retakes
AND IM IN HEAVEN!
With crazy ol Nick and hairy Dave,
who cares about Sonias story on Rave.
Its the Cat we want on the screen.
Come on over and do a story on me to pass the time while the story goes on, Ill play for you my little love song . . .